Pretty good for a couple of Texans.Which one had the crayon? Yankee Boy Rico
Kim & Garth Travis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >The Texas Hillbilly (redneck) Song (Sing to the tune of "The Beverly >Hillbillies") > >Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush. >His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush. >He drank like a fish while he was drivin' all about. >But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out. > >DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up. > >Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale. >He can't spell his name but they never let him fail. >He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk. >And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke. > >Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy. > >The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam. >Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom." >Let the common people get maimed and scarred. >We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard. > >Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy. > >Twenty years later George gets a little bored. >He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord. >He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be." >So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP. > >Moral Majority, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms. > >Come November 7, the election ran late. >Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!" >"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls." >So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes. > >Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade. > >Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in. >Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win." >"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation. >And that's how George finally got his coronation. > >Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority Biofuel at Journey to Forever: http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html Biofuels list archives: http://infoarchive.net/sgroup/biofuel/ Please do NOT send Unsubscribe messages to the list address. To unsubscribe, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Yahoo! Groups SponsorADVERTISEMENT --------------------------------- Yahoo! Groups Links To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/biofuel/ To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Yahoo! Domains - Claim yours for only $14.70 http://us.click.yahoo.com/Z1wmxD/DREIAA/yQLSAA/FGYolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Biofuel at Journey to Forever: http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html Biofuels list archives: http://infoarchive.net/sgroup/biofuel/ Please do NOT send Unsubscribe messages to the list address. To unsubscribe, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/biofuel/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
