50 to examine every conceivable religous and political ramification of
the existence of light bulbs
75 to post on and on, either agreeing or disagreeing
30 to bash americans for their decadent lifestyle and hogging the
majority of the world's supply of light bulbs
Jamie Ballou wrote:
That was priceless!
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How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb.
1 to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
22 to claim light bulbs were cheaper in 1973 after adjusting for
inflation.
5 to blame the Bush administration for allowing the bulb to burn out.
12 to blame the Zionists for stealing their light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's lightbulb or light bulb.
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
lamp.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that light
bulb is perfectly correct.
10 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb forum.
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.
6 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URLs.
27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
19 to accuse the big light bulb corporations of depleting precious
vacuum
resources.
4 to complain about Spain's new tax on used light bulbs.
3 to claim only the French make the best bulbs, and everything else is
le
crap.
5 Americans to remind the French they are making light bulbs instead of
candles
because the US bailed them out, again.
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures.
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
9 to call light bulbs weapons of mass illumination and to deny Iraq had
any WMI.
2 to say didn't we go through this already a short time ago?
4 to say do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions about
light bulbs.
3 to spam the post talking about how light is pretty....
7 to ask what kind of lightbulb they should buy.
2 to get in a heated debate about which is better, halogen or
fluorescent.
3 to ask about how to get it to turn on.
4 to post that they are forming a light bulb co-op.
1 to write some long cynical diatribe metaphorically reflecting the
frustration of the whole experience.
and 1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now
and to start it all over again.
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