I must admit I think this idea has merit: The US closes its borders & the rest of the world trades around it. There would be no reason to sell the US our oil as the US would not be able to export its useless products: think no more useless Disney! No US Armaments to the rest of the world! (either sold or missdelivered as 'anti-terrorist acts')..... I love the idea....
regards, a peace loving Aussie... On Sunday 05 June 2005 7:31, lisa simpson wrote: > You gotta love Robin Williams... Leave it to Robin > Williams to come up with the perfect plan .. what we > need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and > repeat this message. > > Robin William's plan. (Hard to argue with this > logic!) > > I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have > not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan. > > 1.) The US will apologize to the world for our > "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You > know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic and > the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never > "interfere" again. > > 2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the > world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the > Philippines. They don't want us there. We would > station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through > holes in the fence. > > 3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their > affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free > trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be > gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of > who or where they are. France would welcome them. > > 4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked > and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. > No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. > If you don't like it there, change it yourself and > don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to > anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 > cashiers. > > 5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones > are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they > get a "D" and it's back home baby. > > 6.) The US will make a strong effort to become > self-sufficient energy wise. > This will include developing nonpolluting sources of > energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil > in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to > cope for a while. > > 7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing > countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't > like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere > else to sell their production. (About a week of the > wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) > > 8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe > in the world, we will not "interfere," They can pray > to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or > whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them > is stolen or given to the army. The people who need > it most get very little, if anything. > > 9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island > some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather > friends here. Besides, the building would make a good > homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. > > 10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty > school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" > any longer. The Language we speak is > ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a > winner of a plan. > > "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me > your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's > got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a > piece of me?'" > > ~~~If you agree with the above forward it to > friend... > > If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it !!!!! > > > > __________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around > http://mail.yahoo.com > > _______________________________________________ > Biofuel mailing list > Biofuel@sustainablelists.org > http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/biofuel_sustainablelists.org > > Biofuel at Journey to Forever: > http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html > > Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 > messages): http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/ _______________________________________________ Biofuel mailing list Biofuel@sustainablelists.org http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/biofuel_sustainablelists.org Biofuel at Journey to Forever: http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 messages): http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/
