Presidents Ransom

 

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.

Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened"

 

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 billion ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car taking up a collection."

 

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"About a gallon."

 

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