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John Beale wrote: >Oh, that is just tragic. I'm not only going to withdraw my life >savings, I'm also going to go take a cash advance on my credit cards so >that I can make the most generous donation I am capable of asap -- >hell, it's only 23% interest for cash advances. > >While I'm at it, I should also donate my time. Mike, do you know if the >Enron execs need a seasoned volunteer ass wiper? > >-John > > > >On Jun 1, 2006, at 7:26 AM, Mike Weaver wrote: > > > >>I would like to encourage each and everyone of you to seriously >>consider >>the charity described below. >> >>Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to >>help those in need. >> >>Enron executives in our very own country are living at or just below >>the >>seven-figure salary level. >> >>More tragic, they will be deprived of it as a result of the bankruptcy >>and current SEC investigation. But now, you can help! For only $20,835 >>a >>month*, about $694.50 a day (that's less than the cost of a large >>screen >>projection TV) you can help an Enron executive remain economically >>viable during his time of need. >> >>Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to an Enron >>exec it could mean the difference between vacationing in Fiji and >>owning >>it. It will enable him or her to trade in the year-old Lexus for a new >>Ferrari without jeopardizing those jealously guarded "retirement" >>accounts in Switzerland and the Caymans. To you, seven hundred dollars >>is nothing more than rent, a car note, or a second mortgage payment. >> >>Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the exec >>you >>sponsor. Detailed information about his/ her stocks, bonds, 401(k), >>real >>estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. >>Imagine the joy as you watch your executive's portfolio grow >>exponentially--and that's just his disclosed assets! >> >>Plus, upon signing up for this program, you will receive a photo of the >>exec (unsigned) - for a signed photo, please include an additional >>$50.00. Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other >>people's suffering. >> >>Your Enron exec will be told that he/she has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just >>wants to help in a time of need. Although the exec won't know your >>name, >>he or she will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special >>operator just in case additional funds are needed for unexpected >>expenses. And there will be those. As poor Mrs. Ley so sincerely >>reported, her husband somehow managed to misplace over $100 million >>that >>he received in just the last 2 years. Stephen King couldn't script a >>scenario more frightening. >> >>I'd write more, but I'm having trouble seeing through my tears. Thank >>you for your expression of love. >> >> >>*Per special regulation passed in closed session this past year, >>contributions are tax-deductible only to recipients. >> >> >>_______________________________________________ >>Biofuel mailing list >>Biofuel@sustainablelists.org >>http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/ >>biofuel_sustainablelists.org >> >>Biofuel at Journey to Forever: >>http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html >> >>Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 >>messages): >>http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/ >> >> >> > > >_______________________________________________ >Biofuel mailing list >Biofuel@sustainablelists.org >http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/biofuel_sustainablelists.org > >Biofuel at Journey to Forever: >http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html > >Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 messages): >http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/ > > > _______________________________________________ Biofuel mailing list Biofuel@sustainablelists.org http://sustainablelists.org/mailman/listinfo/biofuel_sustainablelists.org Biofuel at Journey to Forever: http://journeytoforever.org/biofuel.html Search the combined Biofuel and Biofuels-biz list archives (50,000 messages): http://www.mail-archive.com/biofuel@sustainablelists.org/
