Hi All,
          I picked this up from a New Zealand blog
Regards,
Bob.
 
Congratulations America. You have survived the crisis. Here is a prescription for future health.
 
1. First, a small series of operations is necessary to remove pre-cancerous lesions - Campaign Fundosis, Press Captivitis etc.

2. Diet.
Avoid intellectual junk food i.e. anything processed by "Think Tanks". Diet should be pure and wholesome high fibre truth even if some of it is difficult to swallow, such as "Iran does not have nuclear weapons and hasn't attacked anyone in living memory".
Repeat the mantra: "They will love us if we don't bomb them".
3. Exercise:
Diplomacy particularly. Send that old dog Hilary couldn't keep on the porch to Iran, Egypt and Syria. See if they will help out in Iraq.
4. Rest:
Ambitions of Empire.
5. Monitor the Planet's blood pressure and temperature. Take all possible steps to lower both.
6. Avoid re-infection.
(Israel might be a carrier.)
 
Best wishes for a a speedy recovery.
From your friends in New Zealand.
 

 
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