i dont find my country amusing, and -with exceptions- am not proud of its
people. it is rather deplorable if you ask me. horrors abroad, idiocy at home,
and noone willing to stand up and say "HEY DUMBASS! YOU GOT IT WRONG! GO FIX
IT!" and make some real changes for the better. believe me ive been saying it
for a while, and all i get are funny looks.
Jason
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From: leo bunyan
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Sent: Monday, November 27, 2006 6:46 PM
Subject: Re: [Biofuel] The Cultural Differences
good to find americans that can laugh at themselves
Jason& Katie <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
HA HA HA!!! oh man! this is really funny. and the jabs at americans are
totally true... (BTW i am american sad to say)
Jason
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Sent: Friday, November 24, 2006 4:11 AM
Subject: [Biofuel] The Cultural Differences
Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are
rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans whenabroad. Americans:
Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad. Brits: Can't possibly be
mistaken for anyone else when abroad. Aussies: Believe you should look out for
your mates. Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong
to your club. Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care
ofthemselves. Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job. Aussies: Are
extremely patriotic to their
beer. Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to
the point of blindness. Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem,
when they can bebothered to sing them. Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a
large brass band to perform theanthem. Americans: Spend most of their lives
glued to the idiot box. Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more
American channels. Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to
Britain, where everybody loves them. Americans: Will jabber on incessantly
about football, baseball, andbasketball. Brits: Will jabber on incessantly
about cricket, soccer, and rugby. Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about
hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing
baseball. Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how
they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in. Americans: Spell words
differently, but still call it "English". Brits: Pronounce their words
differently, but still call it "English". Canadians: Spell like the Brits,
pronounce like Americans. Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to
everything they say in an attempt to get laid. Brits: Shop at home and have
goods imported because they live on an island. Aussies: Shop at home and have
goods imported because they live on anisland. Americans: Cross the southern
border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country. Canadians:
Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards
country. Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer. Canadians: Drink strong,
pissy-tasting beer. Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss. Aussies: Drink
anything with alcohol in it. Americans: Seem to
think that poverty & failure are morally suspect. Canadians: Seem to believe
that wealth and success are morally suspect. Brits: Seem to believe that
wealth, poverty, success and failure areinherited things. Aussies: Seem to
think that none of this matters after several beersSend instant messages to
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