Sounds like the US to me....
Z

On 2/3/07, Jesse Frayne <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

I donno, Leo,
This sounds exactly like Canada....
Jesse

--- leo bunyan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

>
> MAAAAAATE!
>
> Being Australian is about driving in a German car to
> an Irish pub
> for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing
> an Indian curry or a
> Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish
> furniture and watch American
> shows on a Japanese TV.
> Oh and...... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get
> to your house
> faster than an ambulance.
> Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick
> people walk all the
> way to the back of the shop to get their
> prescriptions while healthy
> people can buy cigarettes at the front.
> Only in Australia ... do people order double
> cheese-burgers, large
> Fries and a DIET coke.
> Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open
> and chain the
> Pens to the counters.
> Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth
> thousands of dollars on
> the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in
> the garage.
> Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines
> to screen calls
> and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call
> from someone we
> didn't want to talk to in the first place.
> Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking
> places in front of
> a skating rink.
> NOT TO MENTION...3 Aussies die each year testing if
> a 9v battery
> works on their tongue.
> 142 Aussies were injured in 1999 by not removing all
> pins From new
> shirts.
> 58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp
> knives instead of
> screwdrivers.
> 31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their
> Christmas tree
> while the fairy lights were plugged in.
> 8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new
> jumper with a
> lit cigarette in their mouth.
> A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in
> the last two
> years after opening bottles of beer with their
> Teeth.
> And finally.... In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their
> skull whilst
> throwing up into the toilet.
>
> IF YOU'RE PROUD TO BE AUSTRALIAN SEND THIS ON!
> HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!!!!
>
>
>
>  Send instant messages to your online friends
> http://au.messenger.yahoo.com >
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