There is always the Bardo Bag...

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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
On Behalf Of Steve Coletti
Sent: Sunday, January 27, 2008 4:09 PM
To: Discussion list for the Winter SWL Fest
Subject: Re: [Swlfest] More Updates

Great news, I just got over my winter cold which means I should make it to
the Fest this year.

As you all know I grow a beard during the winter to keep my face warm and
not as a tribute to Gabby Hayes as Fox News erroniously reported.  I got too
itchy last year and shaved it off in February and so I wound up catching a
chill and getting that cold or flu or whatever it was that knocked me out
and prevented me from getting to Kulpsville.  This year I'm not only keeping
it until the fest, but as an extra added attraction I plan to shave it off
for the auction!

Yes, get your bids in now for my whiskers, straight off the clipper as
collected by my Dust Buster off of my shirt and bathroom sink.  No bids for
the stubble off the hand razor unless you want to filter the hair out of the
used shaving cream, (Epidermile cells optional).  Use them to make a pillow
for you puppy or pussy cat.  Burn them as really smelly incence.  Add them
to paint to make a textured surface.  There are 1000 and 1 uses for clipped
hair, just ask your barber.

Notice, even if there are no bids for my emancipated facial hair, I will
shave anyway.  If I'm stuck with the whiskers I will put them down people's
colars at randon to make them itch.  I may also put them in the salt shakers
at the banquet.

-Steve


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