LAUSANNE, SWITZERLAND (Rooters)--IOC officials today announced that due to
current weather patterns (94 degrees F in Salt Lake City yesterday, snow in
the Blue Mountains outside Sydney earlier in the week) that the USOC and AOC
had brokered a deal whereby the 2000 Summer Olympics will be held in Utah,
with the 2002 Winter version moving Down Under.
"This is great news," said IOC head Juan Antonio Samaranch. "My doctors
recently told me I had to stop drinking wine and this change of venues will
be just what the doctor ordered."
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