This is a tongue in cheek response to the Bria Wetsch article:

Mark Abraham wrote:
>
>In light of the Bria Wetsch article in today's Minneapolis paper, La 
>Crescent High School Cross Country Coach Mark Abraham announced today that 
>he will only be coaching a select number of meets on the Lancers 2002 meet 
>schedule.
>
>"I feel that I am suffering the effects of 'burn-out' by having to coach at 
>too many meaningless meets during the season.", Abraham announced at a 
>press conference at the La Crescent Subway this afternoon.  " I desire to 
>only coach the Lancers at Conference, Sectionals, and State this year, plus 
>two regular season meets that can be decided by the La Crescent Board of 
>Education."
>
>When asked about the feasibility of such a move and whether the La Crescent 
>School District would sanction his limited coaching schedule, Abraham 
>indicated that he would resign rather than subject himself to the rigors of 
>another full season of cross country coaching.  "I have an opportunity to 
>become a personal trainer if the high school season falls through.", 
>Abraham stated.  He went on to say that there was a talented second-grade 
>boy in La Crosse that has approached him about one-on-one coaching.  "We're 
>going to be taking a shot at the seven-year-old age group record at the 
>Pikes Peak Marathon."




_________________________________________________________________
MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: 
http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx

Reply via email to