Re: The Talk2 List Fw: Being frail was jockstrap

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I do think that is the longest pointless message without punctuation I have ever seen, apart from this one thing I received once, written by our good friend Farhan, way back in the day.  Please, observe: <----Start-Text----> hey! thes instrucktions will help you get started with dcplusplus. furst you download the program from dcplusplus.com furst off if you have a version older then 2.61 there is an option that you don't need to unchekc but we will come to that later. ok instal the program this is a standerd instaler nothin to worry about when you furst load up the program for the furst time there will be a settings dialog that popps up. the furst box you will land in is the nick required box fill in your nick name acordingly tab to the next box this box should say email you don't need to fill this out if ya don't want to...i didn't next we have discription type in what you will be sharing and the discription tab to the combo box ware is says connection airo up and down threw this until you find the right connection speed of your internet connection the next thing is a radio button called active or passave if its set on active people can download from you and you can download off of people if you set this on pasave this means your to lazy and don't wana open a  port on your router next box is ip don't touch it next box is port emty for randum now if you have a router you want to open a port and leave it open i think its 412 or 411 for most hubbs  tab to the tab control and pres right airo once you should hear downloads tab to the box ware is says defalt download directory you can fill it out mmanually or just tab then you should see a brouze button or somethin simular to that press space bar on it and you should se a normal brouze dialog after you find your directory tab to ok and press enter and that directory will be ware your downloads are stored ok tab after the brouze button to a box that says unfinished downloads directory leave  this blank if you want your downloads to be picked up ware they left off there are a couple of boxes that you don't need to worry about such as limiting how many downloads you can get at a time just press control tab to get to the next tab control witch should be sharing if you pressed tab control you should land in a list view called sharing press tab until ad folders button comes in to view or just press alt a then alt all the folders you wana share after you have added all you want go to the box ware it says automaticly open an extra slot if speed is below 0 leave this alone  tab to upload slots this uploads slots is how many people can download from you at the same time i set this to 10 but you can set it to what ever you want control tab once again to aparence tab until you hear list view and go down the the minimize to system tray idom and hit your space bar on it if your using widow eyes it won't say anything if your using jaws it well...i don't no what it will do just hit space bar on it! ok control tab control twice to advanced options tab until you see a list view hit the end key to go to then end of the list hit the space bar on that option and press enter! your done! then hit control f to ad a hub to your favorites and to start connecting ok after you hit control f use your jfw cursor or window eyes cursor and go down to new and left click on it then enter the name of the hub you want to call it in your favorites list ehn tab to address and type in a  address the name and address or hub i usually connect to is andrelouis.com so in the addres field type in andrelouis.com and press enter then hit space bar on this if you want it to connect  when you start dcplusplus and then press enter then you will get connected when you get connect you will se if a message of the day and then tab around alittle bit until reching a list fview thes are the users hit enter on a persons name to get sht they share the window will look sorta like a window explore then find the files you want and press enter on them to start downloading them then after you done close that window with control f4 and if your done minimze it and it gos to the little system tray to wait for you NOTEs some of the hubbs on the public hub list has a max share that means you have to share so much to get in there andres hub has a max share of 1 gig so i bet most people have more then enough of that stuff to get in and if you want to search press control s and fill out the fields and press enter use your we cursor to go to ware it says user file size bla bla bla and left click on it then hit enter on the files like normal if they don't start downloading right click them and hit download <----End-Text----> Wasn't that well written? 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