I've seen it before, and it's still funny. It managed to trip my spam filter too, as you can see by the annoying subjec. But then again, I'm being anti-social, writing e-mail when I should be saying hello...
- original message - Subject: [***SPAM*** Score/Req: 05.4/5.0] Re: The Talk2 List A Letter from a Husband From: "raymond" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Date: 07/07/2007 1:27 pm Dude, that is probably the funniest email I've received in a few weeks. Thanks, Ray. ccccccccccccccc ----- Original Message ----- From: "Onj" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "talk2" <talk2@AndreLouis.COM> Sent: Saturday, July 07, 2007 4:29 AM Subject: The Talk2 List A Letter from a Husband > > > I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for > good. > I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for > it. > These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that > you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. > > Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a > new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of > silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to > sleep after watching all of your soaps.You don't tell me you love me > anymore > you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or > you > don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone. > > Your Ex-husband > > PS Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West > Virginia Together! Have a great life! > > > Reply from Wife: > > Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true > that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a > far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown > out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. > > I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, the first thing that > came to mind was "You look just like a girl!" but my mother raised me not > to > say anything if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my > favorite > meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped > eating pork seven years ago. > > I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because > the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was a coincidence that > my > sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning .. and your > silk > boxers were $49.99. > > After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it > out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million > dollars, > I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home > you > were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. > > I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said > that with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So > take > care. > Signed > Rich As Hell and Free! > > PS I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, was born > Carl. > I hope that's not a problem. > > > > > MR Andre P. Louis > > You can find many things out about me by reading below this line: > > My personal site: http://AndreLouis.COM > My Live Journal: http://LJ.AndreLouis.COM > Free music (for use in MOH systems, podcasts and radio): > http://tbrn.net/Beds > The Beyond Radio Network (TBRN:) http://www.TBRN.NET > > > > Online contacts: > > Email and NET Messenger: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Aim: FreakyFwoof > Bitwise: FreakyFwoof > > Telephone contacts: > > Home (phone United Kingdom): +44207-0788886 > Home (fax United Kingdom): +44207- 2212126 > Cellular (United Kingdom): +44-7875-546903 > In the United States: +1-702-520-5144 > > Ring the TBRN conference line 24 hours a day! +1-702-520-5123 > > > Did you miss a message? Well, don't. > http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ > has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. > > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG. Version: 7.5.476 / Virus Database: 269.10.1/888 - Release > Date: 7/6/2007 6:36 AM > > Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again. Did you miss a message? Well, don't. http://www.mail-archive.com/talk2%40andrelouis.com/ has it for you. Never miss a Talk2 message again.
