That was cool. keep 'em coming.
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He
orders a
drink and while he's drinking, the monkey
starts jumping
all over the place. The monkey grabs some
olives off the
bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced
limes and eats
them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs
the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and
swallows it whole. The bartender screams at
the guy, "Did you see what
your
monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He
just ate
the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says
the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise
me,"
replies the
patron. "He eats everything in sight, the
little twerp.
I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He
finishes his
drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks
later he's
in the bar again, and he has his monkey with
him. He
orders a drink and the monkey starts running
around the
bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a
maraschino
cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up
his butt,
pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is
disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now
what?" asks
the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino
cherry up his
butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the
barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the
patron.
"He still eats everything in sight, but ever
since he
ate that huge cue ball he measures everything
first!"
MR Andre P. Louis
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