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----- Original Message -----
From: "Onj" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "talk2" <talk2@AndreLouis.COM>
Sent: Friday, October 19, 2007 2:59 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List de police and de lawyer- Jamaican style
Try to read the lingo in this and have fun. Can you understand it? I
can.
If not, see also: Sean de Paul. Or something.
Subject: de police and de lawyer- Jamaican style
Dee law is dee law... yuh heeaar !!??
The Kingston Lawyer and The Country Policeman
A lawyer runs a stop sign in Portland and gets pulled over by the Police.
He
thinks that he is smarter than the police because he is a lawyer from
Kingston and is certain that he has a better education than any Jamaican
Police. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
Police
expense.
The Police says,"Yuh License an yuh registration, please."
"What for?" says the lawyer.
The Police says, "Yuh didn't come to a complete stop at de stop
sign."
Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
"Yuh neva did come to a complete stop," Says the Police. "License an
registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"De difference is dat yuh hav fe come to ah complete stop - dat's de law.
License an registration, please!" the Police says.
The Lawyer says,
"If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll
give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not,
you
let me go and don't give me ah ticket."
"That sounds fair. Get yuh rass outa de vehicle, sar," the Police says.
At this point, the Police drape up de man, pull out his baton and starts
beating the ever-loving hell out of the lawyer and says,
"Yuh waan me fe stop, ar just slow down.?Tell meh quick!!"
MR Andre P. Louis
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