It's south Carolina. What the hell do you expect? Lol.
----- Original Message -----
From: Mary Ann
To: talk2
Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 3:15 AM
Subject: Re: The Talk2 List DUH...
I honestly can see this one being the case:
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received
notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a
change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
I really think that more than Greenville residents received this one.
Oooopsy... One of the great Form letters br'r'r'r'roke! Heh heh heh.
----- Original Message -----
From: Amy Billman
To: talk2
Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 1:16 AM
Subject: The Talk2 List DUH...
DUH ????
If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read it again;
you'll begin to think you're a genius .
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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss
America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not li ve forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we
cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I
can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all
those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your
life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to be come spokesperson for federal
anti-smoking campaign .
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in
the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and
I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark ;
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California . I p ractically grew up in Phoenix ."
--Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einst ein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received
notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a
change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they
go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next
morning,
when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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Feeling smarter yet?
"CriFi. The apparent wireless network that connects children across a
crowded space, and allows them to start and stop crying with such amazing
synchronicity."
Amy Billman
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