An Old Jamaican man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig
his Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden, but it was very hard work as
the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was
in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his
predicament:Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks
like I won't be able to plant my Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden
this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I
know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be
happy to dig the plot for me.Love, DadA few days later he received a
letter from his son:Dear Dad,Don't dig up that garden. That's where I
buried the bodies.Love, VinnieThe next morning, FBI agents and local
police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.That same day the old man
received another letter from his son:Dear Dad,Go ahead and plant the
Yams and Potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the
circumstances.Love, Vinnie
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