On Fri, 05 Nov 2010, Sebastian Reitenbach wrote: > I like that, and probably worth a fortune cookie, starting with a dedicated > cookie file just for theo! > OK? ;)
Here's to you ;) ciao, david Write more code. % Make more commits. % That's because you have been slacking. % slacker! % That's what happens when you're lazy. % idler! % slackass! % lazy bum! % Stop slacking you lazy bum! % slacker slacker lazy bum bum bum slacker! % I could search... but I'm a lazy bum ;) % sshutup sshithead, ssharpsshooting susshi sshplats ssharking assholes. % Lazy bums slacking on your asses. % 35 commits an hour? That's pathetic! % Fine software takes time to prepare. Give a little slack. % I am just stating a fact % you bring new meanings to the term slackass. I will have to invent a new term. % if they cut you out, muddy their back yards % Make them want to start over, and play nice the next time. % It is clear that this has not been thought through. % avoid using abort(). it is not nice. % That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard in the last two or three minutes! % I'm not just doing this for crowd response. I need to be right. % I'd put a fan on my bomb.. And blinking lights... % I love to fight % No sane people allowed here. Go home. % you have to stop peeing on your breakfast % feature requests come from idiots % henning and darren / sitting in a tree / t o k i n g / a joint or three % KICK ASS. TIME FOR A JASON LOVE IN! WE CAN ALL GET LOST IN HIS HAIR! % shame on you for following my rules. % altq's parser sucks dead whale farts through the finest chemistry pipette's % screw this operating system shit, i just want to drive! % Search for fuck. Anytime you see that word, you have a paragraph to write. % Yes, but the ports people are into S&M. % Buttons are for idiots. % We are not hackers. We are turd polishing craftsmen. % who cares. style(9) can bite my ass % It'd be one fucking happy planet if it wasn't for what's under this fucking sticker. % I would explain, but I am too drunk. % you slackers don't deserve pictures yet % Vegetarian my ass % Wait a minute, that's a McNally's! % don't they recognize their moral responsibility to entertain me? % #ifdef is for emacs developers. % Many well known people become net-kooks in their later life, because they lose touch with reality. % You're not allowed to have an opinion. % tweep tweep tweep % Quite frankly, SSE's alignment requirement is the most utterly retarded idea since eating your own shit. % Holy verbose prom startup Batman. % Any day now, when we sell out. % optimism in man kind does not belong here % First user who tries to push this button, he pounds into the ground with a rant of death. % we did farts. now we do sperm. we are cutting edge. % the default configuration is a mixture of piss, puke, shit, and bloody entrails. % Stop wasting your time reading people's licenses. % doing it with environment variables is OH SO SYSTEM FIVE LIKE OH MY GOD PASS ME THE SPOON % Linux is fucking POO, not just bad, bad REALLY REALLY BAD % penguins are not much more than chickens that swim. % i am a packet sniffing fool, let me wipe my face with my own poo % Whiners. They scale really well. % in your world, you would have a checklist of 50 fucking workarounds just to make a coffee. % for once, I have nothing to say. % You have no idea how fucked we are % You can call it fart if you want to. % wavelan is a battle field % You are in a maze of gpio pins, all alike, all undocumented, and a few are wired to bombs. % And that is why humppa sucks... cause it has no cause. % cache aliasing is a problem that would have stopped in 1992 if someone had killed about 5 people who worked at Sun. % Don't spread rumours about me being gentle. % If municipal water filtering equipment was built by the gcc developers, the western world would be dead by now. % kettenis supported a new machine in my basement and all I got to do was fix a 1 character typo in his html page commit. % industry told us a lesson: when you're an asshole, they mail you hardware % I was joking, really. I think I am funny :-) % the kernel is a harsh mistress % Have I ever been subtle? If my approach ever becomes subtle, shoot me. % the acpi stabs you in the back. the acpi stabs you in the back. you die ... % My cats are more observant than you. % our kernels have no bugs % style(9) has all these fascist rules, and i have a problem with some of them because i didn't come up with them % I'm not very reliable % I don't like control % You aren't being conservative -- you are trying to be a caveman. % nfs loves everyone % basically, dung beetles fucking. that's what kerberosV + openssl is like % I would rather run Windows than use vi. %
