A woman's point of view who actually HAS a dirty old man that is 17 years older than me:
*I LOVE the thought of him 'getting laid' because it means I am 'getting laid'. Or it better mean that! *Less training needed *Old men are easier to catch *Less competition for old men. You ladies keep those young guys! *Not as high maintenance *Most have figured out that it is easier to agree than argue, so I get to win a lot. *Did I mention I like the thought of him 'getting laid'? Okay. I understand, and everyone here has the right to their own opinions. And, I am just teasing you folks. This topic should have been funny and I thought it was. I am a little surprised that people who hang out with cavers are easily offended by this particular subject as I have found cavers to be the most offensive, vulgar people and I love it. It does have its place though. Can't we all kiss and make up? Maybe at the hot tub? Chasing hot, old men? :-) JMHO Sheryl On Wed, Jun 6, 2012 at 8:06 AM, Fritz Holt <fh...@townandcountryins.com>wrote: > Talk about flaunting his golden moments (real or imagined), Sleaze is > not afraid to subject himself to the wrath of those easily offended and the > feminist element. As a fellow dirty old man, I found this to be > entertaining and in keeping with B Morgan’s literary essays of love and > adventure. I think he wrote this in light of the recent string on subjects > inappropriate for this venue. Whether there is any truth in this or not, do > you think Ann might be pissed? Keep up the entertaining work, Sleaze. You > have more guts than I do. I’ve had my turn at being chastised but then I > uttered the unmentionable, conservative politics.**** > > ** ** > > Geezer (outlived)**** > > ** ** > ------------------------------ > > *From:* bmorgan...@aol.com [mailto:bmorgan...@aol.com] > *Sent:* Wednesday, June 06, 2012 8:56 AM > *To:* texascavers@texascavers.com > *Subject:* [Texascavers] Dirty old men**** > > ** ** > > Caver cunnie is the best! Let's face it Cave Chicks are hot, that is why I > go to cave gatherings. You think I do it for the caves? Yet another cold > dark hole in the ground? No, I prefer warm. I have porked more > different mud covered pud muffins due to chance encounters at the hot tub > than at any other venue or from any other demographic group. Discos just > don't work for me.**** > > **** > > As a case in point, after boffing various bimbos at various cave > gatherings I met my life partner, the estimable Dr. Ann, some twenty or so > years ago at the hot tub at the Old Timers. While recovering from a brutal > hangover I saw what I thought to be an unknown hot caver chick headed for > the tub so I set out in hot pursuit. I asked her name and she replied, > "Maybe you will remember when I take my clothes off". Unfortunately I > didn't and she was clearly hurt. Then suddenly I remembered, we had talked > for hours several days before while she was naked and I was clothed. Then I > tried out a standard line, "I only wanted to probe your mind". Despite > Ann's high IQ it worked like a charm and she swooned. I turned to a friend > and said, "This one's in the bag!"**** > > **** > > As for being a dirty old man and the improbability of actually scoring, I > would remind you that it is better to be a dirty old man than any of the > possible other alternatives. In my quiet moments I like to reflect upon > conquests past. If only I could remember why? Perhaps some day I will > achieve the status of my old caver friend Bill Berryhill who dearly loved > women but who outlived his ability to do anything about it. Nevertheless he > could still crawl and could still dream so nothing suited him better than > to go down a hands and knees crawl close behind a beauteous butt and sniff > the air for panties!**** > > **** > > Sleazeweazel**** > > **** > > **** >
