I believe, that due to planar topological relations to all parties involved, a non-resolving dimensional instability begins to resonate between two sexual partners who undergo a social ceremony while inside a hole. That resonance creates frionic irritation within the medula oblongata - totally wrecking the peace, love and happiness which otherwise would have possibly bonded such a couple. -DC
On Wed, Jan 18, 2012 at 11:49 AM, Frank Binney <fr...@frankbinney.com> wrote: > Have any marriages lasted that had their wedding celebrations in a cave? > I recall a number of underground weddings over the years officiated by > Reverend Ediger or other ordained cavers but as far as I recall all ended in > divorce. > --Frank > > > On 1/18/12 9:02 AM, "Gill Edigar" <gi...@att.net> wrote: > >> In April of 1969, just before or just after a trip to Golondrinas, I >> sent in a 6-cent postcard with my and Jette Feduska's names and >> addresses on it--no money, no nuthin else--and received our >> ordinations in the Universal Life Church a few days later. For 3-cents >> I got ordained. Carta Valley SUCKS was in full swing at the time and I >> performed baptisms at several caver functions ranging from State >> College, Pennsylvania to California (and an NSS BOG party in Buda) >> with water from Oztotl's Cave in Mexico provided by the Bittingers. In >> the early '80s I joined the rabble at the Church of the Sub-Genius as >> the Rev Theophilus Punnoval and still have and wear my Bob Dobbs shirt >> (printed in my silk screen shop at Mockingburd 300). I've probably >> done something somewhat fewer than 30 weddings in all--a few in caves, >> on mountain tops and rivers, and on rope high up a cliff. >> >> --Ediger >> >> --------------------------------------------------------------------- >> Visit our website: http://texascavers.com >> To unsubscribe, e-mail: texascavers-unsubscr...@texascavers.com >> For additional commands, e-mail: texascavers-h...@texascavers.com >> >> > > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > Visit our website: http://texascavers.com > To unsubscribe, e-mail: texascavers-unsubscr...@texascavers.com > For additional commands, e-mail: texascavers-h...@texascavers.com > --------------------------------------------------------------------- Visit our website: http://texascavers.com To unsubscribe, e-mail: texascavers-unsubscr...@texascavers.com For additional commands, e-mail: texascavers-h...@texascavers.com
