In a message dated 8/23/2014 12:00:18 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time,  
[email protected] writes:

from  David Locklear, so hit Delete Button now.
 
The Weazel, freshly returned from the (Real) Old Timers, would like to  
chime in on behalf of Sr. Locklear, a person he has never met. Since  when does 
being an idiosyncratic irritant disqualify someone from  expressing 
irrelevant opinions on the subject of empty holes in the  ground?
 
As to caves, the highlight (I actually mean lowdark) of my trip to  
WestbyGawdVirginia with Dr. Ann was a sandstone (actually quartzite) crevasse 
on  
the west side of Cacapon mountain which should have been full of bears and  
rattlesnakes. It undoubtedly was when a young George Washington surveyed the  
area in the mid 1700dreds and proclaimed the view of the upper Potomac from 
atop  the scree to be one of the best in the world. 
 
Further proof of God's ineptitude and lack of foresight was offered by  an 
extensive tour of the coalfields of northern WV. Innocent looking springs  
along the flanks of mines registered a pH of 2.1. The runoff flows both east 
and  west from the eastern continental divide thereby fouling the sources of 
both the  Potomac and the Mississippi. Had He been awake at the wheel He 
could have  tweaked the tectonics a bit so that the acidic runoff would  have 
flowed southwest into the extensive Mississippian limestones thereby  cre
ating caves that would have been the wonder of the world. Instead, He just  
ruined the fishing and created habitat suitable only for unemployed 
Pillbillies.  For a minute there I thought I was back in Romania where 
Ceausescu had 
done  the planning.
 
SW
 
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