Avast, me hearties! Bein' as how today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/), then it be the proper time to be remindin' ye of the costume contest at the TCR. Buxom wenches, scurvy bilge rats, and dashing privateers will all be competin' for fabulous treasures, worth a kings ransom in doubloons! So scupper yer kippers, batten yer hatch, and fire three guns to port. Be there in yer best (or worst) Pirate Garb during the minstrel show on Saturday night. Hoist the Jolly Roger!
-- Cap'n Crash
