I know a Tonto Epstein and he caves On Thu, Jul 29, 2010 at 11:18 AM, Fritz Holt <fh...@townandcountryins.com>wrote:
> FUNNY! > > > > Fritz > > > ------------------------------ > > > > > > > *Nymphomaniac Convention ** > * > A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, > > he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.. > > He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat . As > fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. > > Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or > pleasure?" > > She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual > Nymphomaniacs of America convention in Boston " > > He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had > ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of > nymphomaniacs. > > Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's > your business role at this convention?" > > "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned > from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular > myths about sexuality." > > "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" > > "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American > men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the > Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. > > Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when > actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. > > I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best > stamina is the Southern Redneck." > > Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. > "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this > with you. I don't even know your name.." > > "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba." > > > > > > > > _____________________________________________________________________________ > > > ------------------------------ > > Hotmail is redefining busy with tools for the New Busy. Get more from your > inbox. See > how.<http://www.windowslive.com/campaign/thenewbusy?ocid=PID28326::T:WLMTAGL:ON:WL:en-US:WM_HMP:042010_2> >
