Josh:
 
I'll buy your explanation for Jim Conrad's road cut, but my mystery rocks  
are entirely different. Tell me what you think:
 
(Photo not shown, email me and I will send it. Is there any way to post a  
resized photo on Texas caver? I see that others have occasionally posted 
photos.  I tried but failed)
 
These mystery rocks occur in broad shallow pans west of Cancun near the  
airport that look superficially like dolinas, actually more like the wet  
"prairies" here in Florida. It is only the top layer that is hard and has  
inclusions. Beneath that is standard yucatecan crumbly white limestone. There  
were occasional solution holes in the pans but no real cenotes. You are not  
looking at the top or bottom of one of the flat rocks, but rather a broken  
chunk, so don't infer any particular orientation. 
 
I would have supposed that this was some form of hardpan, or perhaps  
chertification as you can see in the upper left rock, but the lack of 
inclusions  
further down and the immediate change in hardness tells me this is a 
separate  formation. The surface rocks in the yucatan are generally harder than 
the rocks  further down, which is part of the reason why the cenotes almost 
always bell out  as they go down. That is normal, but when I looked carefully 
at these specific  rocks in the pans I discovered something very strange. 
The pan rocks were in  solid (though broken) sheets averaging about 8" thick, 
and were composed of a  matrix of hard creamy white fossiliferous limestone 
in which were numerous  broken jagged chunks of what looks like dark gray 
dolomite to me, but I could be  wrong about that. The chunks are clastic, not 
rounded and weathered, and rarely  touch each other. It looks like cake mix 
with chunky treats mixed in. What could  cause such a thing? It seems 
obvious to me that a huge disaster was  required to turn the limestone matrix 
into 
soup with jagged chunks. A  conventional flood would sort the inclusions 
differently and round them too.  

The Yucatan is generally a wretched dry place covered with tangled scrub  
that has been abused by people and fire for thousands of years. The only 
places  that are botanically interesting were these pans, which were 
alternately 
flooded  then burned each year resulting in an open savanna landscape with  
occasional "Logwood" trees (Haematoxylum campechianum is a cool twisted 
small  tree which yields a purple dye, and as a result was long sought in days 
of  yore).
 
 
The reason I discovered all this is because once upon a time I built a  
monstrous waterfall at a hideous resort in Cancun. Most of the limestone in the 
 Yucatan is worthless white chalky crap unworthy of working with, but in 
certain  areas, such as near the Cancun airport, there were these botanically 
and  geologically interesting "pans" in which the surface limestone was much 
harder,  flatter, and more useful. So in I went with a whole tribe of 
Mayans to harvest  the stone by hand. 
 
On day one I did something extra stupid. Bigger rocks are always better,  
especially if someone else is lifting them, so I pointed at a big slab about 
the  size of a dining room table. The Mayans said "No way Jose, too big!" 
But I  insisted, so I said, all you little guys get on one end and I'll take 
the other  and we'll put it in the truck. With great effort we lifted it up 
and into the  truck, but in doing so I got 3/4 of an inch shorter as my 
cervical vertebra  collapsed. I've always been short, so getting permanently 
shorter and being in  pain for years didn't help! After that we collected 
smaller rocks in the 100-150  lbs range, each one of which was pried up in the 
scrub jungle, loaded onto the  back of an individual Indian, carried to the 
truck, lifted in, taken to the  site, unloaded, picked up again to reload on 
the back of another Indian, carried  through the already occupied resort, then 
lifted up the scaffolding by hand to  be set. We even carried in a sixty 
foot tall royal palm that weighed perhaps six  tons. 
 
I was much impressed by the fact that the Mayans were invariably smarter  
than any of the tourists, who were so dumb that after months I had seen only 
one  reading a book so I went over to see what he was reading and it was a 
Reader's  digest. The only smart Gringos I met the whole time I was there 
were two  professional "closers" who would fly in, ply the prospective chump 
with drinks  and cocaine, then threaten to kill them if they didn't sign the 
timeshare  contract. Meanwhile back in the village otherwise illiterate Mayan 
kids were  learning computer aided design by candlelight. Their skill and 
craftsmanship  were extraordinary. The boss was an edjumacated Mexican 
aristocrat. The site was  gigantic, about an 1/8 of a mile across, yet his 
tolerance for mistakes was only  1/8" regardless of whether the issue was a 
window 
frame or the entire site, but  the Mayans never made mistakes. Everything 
was perfect despite that fact that  the entire place was a worthless piece of 
shit. The monstrosity that I created  can be seen _here_ 
(http://www.environmentaldesigns.org/Projects%20by%20type/lightscapes.html) ,  
and _here_ 
(http://www.environmentaldesigns.org/Projects%20by%20type/lightscapes.html) .
 
And to think that I remember Cancun when there wasn't anything there, not  
even a palapa selling cokes!
 
Sleazeweazel
 
 

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