Public Service Announcement
Warning: if you have recently purchased a ticket to a convention in Kerrville
Texas, are a Texas caver, hang out with Texas cavers or are friends with a
Texas caver you may have contracted "Irritable Caver Syndrome" They
symptoms include snappiness, headaches, a feeling of being overwhelmed,
selfless laboring, complaining about the heat, manic disinfection of caving
gear,
and in extreme cases suicidal thoughts (hang in there Joe).
There is no known treatment or cure for I.C.S. There are ongoing clinical
trials being conducted to see if alcohol is effective against I.C.S., though
the treatment is at least a five years away from FDA approval. Some Cavers have
vaccinated themselves for I.C.S. using isolation and a radical holistic
treatment known as "turning your computer off". This treatment is
untested and is not recommended as reports have indicated there are extremely
detrimental
and painful withdrawal syndromes. Speculation has been made that death could
even occur in at least one case (achem, David).
Scientists who have been tracking the spread of I.C.S. have concluded that
it will simply run its course given enough time. They estimate that most cases
of I.C.S. will have recovered by July 26 though some sufferers may experience
the effects longer and in some cases permanent damage may result. They recommend
staying hydrated and resting as often as possible in between driving, trip
leading and manning security. Avoid touching other cavers especially around the
mouth as they may bite unexpectedly.
Be prepared in case you get sick and need to stay home for a week or so; a
supply of over-the-counter medicines, alcohol-based drinks, tissues and other
related items might be useful and help avoid the need to make trips out in
public while you are sick and contagious. Employees who are well but who have
an ill family member at home with I.C.S. can go to work as usual. These
employees should monitor their health every day, and take everyday precautions
including yoga, meditation and massage to relieve vicarious stress.
Alcohol-based drinks are also effective. If they become ill, they should notify
their supervisor and stay home. Employees who have an underlying medical
condition
or who are pregnant should call their health care provider for advice.
Federal, state, and local community planners are working together to ensure
that I.C.S. treatments are developed and will be delivered to the affected area
as soon as possible. Many cities, states, and territories have already received
I.C.S. supplies. After N.S.S. sends medicine to a state or city, control and
distribution of the supply is at the discretion of that state or local grotto.
Most states and cities also have their own medicines that they can access to
treat infected persons.
*Note: Much of the information in this document is based on studies and
past experience with seasonal events like TSA conventions. NSS believes
the information applies to Irritable Caver Syndrom as well, but studies on this
epidemic are ongoing to learn more about its characteristics. This document
will be updated as new information becomes available.
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