Get back to work, David.... On Thu, Jun 12, 2008 at 3:22 PM, David <dlocklea...@gmail.com> wrote:
> With all the flooding going on in Iowa, now would be a good time to test > the "Noah's Ark Theory." > > If Noah could build a boat all by himself, and at the same time find all > the > animals in the world and sort out the best male and best female of the > bunch, and get them all loaded on his boat, and then stay afloat for > 40 days, then surely some creative person can try a smaller size > experiment with modern tools and in Iowa (where the worst flooding > is about to take place in our lifetime. ) > > > I am 100 percent certain that Noah did not build a boat. Instead he > built a large platform that was anchored in place. That is why they > called it an Ark and not a boat. If it is true that > he built it alone, than I doubt it was any bigger than a oil-tanker. > I am a 100 per cent certain that it did not have bats, or daddy long-legs, > or the birds that dive in and out of Golondrinas. And I would bet that > it didn't have an Indian Rhino or a Panda Bear, cougers, Tasmanian > tigers, etc. > > In addition, assuming it did rain on the entire earth for 40 days, would > that > be enough to cover up the hills of the Texas Hill Country? Certainly > the high peaks of the continental divide would have been way above water. > > And could Noah without any sailor skills navigate an overloaded wooded > boat without sails anywhere but around his local region? > > I would like to believe that once upon a time a great man with a great > vision, > was able to build an incredibly large floating barn and that he was able to > save hundreds, if not thousands of animals, from a flood like the one that > is about to take place in Iowa. > > Had CNN been there to film Noah, would > it have really been regarded as remarkable, or just another stunt for the > Guiness Book of World Records? And would the story have gotten > more coverage than the Britany Spears of the era? > > David > > --------------------------------------------------------------------- > Give this to a friend: ot-subscr...@texascavers.com > To unsubscribe, e-mail: ot-unsubscr...@texascavers.com > For additional commands, e-mail: ot-h...@texascavers.com > >
