Date: Tue, 7 Oct 2008 12:57:33 +0530
[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while
driving.
[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is the husband!
[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
wanted cash.
[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.
[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
tired.
[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll
take it anyway.
[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees
with me.
[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always
with the same person.
[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than
doing them.
[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still
ends up with the same boss.
[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address
books.
[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it
for you.
[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
because they have to say something
[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom
gets to speak!
[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality
just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.. It's like
asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
[26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has
it.
[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has
it!
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