*Hospital Patient* *A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I can, what's the name and room number?"*
*The old laday in her weak voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."* *The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."* *After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday."* *The old lady said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!"* *The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"* *The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit." * * cnu.pne * --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/thatha_patty?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
