A ringer from a huge cattle station in outback Australia appeared before St..
Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the ringer offered. "Once, on a trip to the
backblocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales, I came across a gang of
bikies, who were threatening a young Sheila. I told them to leave her alone,
but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily
tattooed bikie and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out
his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the s#&t out of the lot of ya’s!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago..."
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