well i think this aussie would be smiling if he had tried to get a passport in
india!
> > AUSTRALIAN LETTER OF
> > THE YEAR
> >
> > This is an actual letter
> > sent to the then DFAT
> > (Department of
> > Foreign
> > Affairs and Trade) Minster, The Hon
> > Alexander Downer and the
> > then
> > Immigration,
> > The Hon Minister Amanda
> > Vanstone.
The Government
> > tried in
> > desperation to censure the author,
> > but got nowhere because
> > every legal
> > person
> > who read it nearly wet
> > themselves
> > laughing!
> >
> > Please excuse the language
> > contained within, but I
> > suspect the
> > author
> > was somewhat upset? I'll let you
> > decide!
> >
> >
> > Dear Mr.
> > Minister,
> >
> > I'm in the process of renewing
> > my passport, and still
> > cannot believe
> > this.
> >
> > How is it that K-Mart has my
> > address and telephone
> > number, and knows
> > that
> > I bought a Television Set
> > and Golf Clubs from
> > them back in 1997,
> > and yet, the Federal
> > Government is still asking
> > me where I was
> > born
> > and on what date.
> >
> > For Christ
> > sakes, do you guys do this
> > by hand?
> >
> > My
> > birth date you have in my
> > Medicare information,
> > and it is on all
> > the income tax forms I've
> > filed for the past 40
> > years. It is on
> > my
> > driver's licence, on the last eight
> > passports I've ever
> > had, on all
> > those stupid
> > customs declaration forms
> > I've had to fill out
> > before
> > being allowed off the planes over the
> > last 30 years, and all
> > those
> > insufferable
> > census forms that I've
> > filled out every 5 years
> > since
> > 1966.
> >
> > Also..would somebody
> > please take note, once and
> > for all, that
> > my
> > mother's name is Audrey, my Father's name
> > is Jack, and I'd be
> > absolutely f...ing
> > astounded, if that ever
> > changed between now
> > and
> > when I drop
> > dead!!!...
> >
> > SHIT!
> >
> > I apologize, Mr.
> > Minister. But I'm
> > really pissed off this
> > morning.
> > Between you an' me, I've had enough
> > of all this bullshit!
> > You send
> > the
> > application to my house,
> > then you ask me for my
> > f...ing address!!
> > What the hell is going on
> > with your mob? Have
> > you got a gang
> > of
> > mindless Neanderthal arseholes workin'
> > there!
> >
> > And another thing, look at my damn
> > picture.. Do I look like
> > Bin Laden?
> > I can't
> > even grow a beard for
> > God's sakes. I just
> > want to go to New
> > Zealand and see my new
> > granddaughter. (Yes, my son
> > interbred with
> > a
> > Kiwi girl). And would someone please
> > tell me, why would you give
> > a
> > shit whether I
> > plan on visiting a farm in
> > the next 15
> > days? If I ever
> > got the urge to do
> > something weird to a sheep
> > or a horse, believe
> > you
> > me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell
> > anyone!
> >
> > Well, I have to go now, 'cause I
> > have to go to the other end
> > of the
> > city, and
> > get another f...ing copy of
> > my birth
> > certificate, and to
> > part with another $80 for
> > the privilege of accessing
> > MY
> > OWN
> > INFORMATION!
> >
> > Would it be so
> > complicated to have all the
> > services in the same
> > spot,
> > to assist in the issuance of a new
> > passport on the same day??
> > Nooooo.. that'd be
> > too f...ing easy and makes
> > far too much
> > sense. You
> > would much prefer to have us
> > running all over the place
> > like chickens
> > with
> > our f...ing heads cut off,
> > and then having to
> > find some high
> > society wanker to confirm that
> > it's really me in the
> > goddamn photo!
> > You know
> > the photo..the one where
> > we're not allowed to
> > smile?! ...you
> > f...ing morons
> >
> > Signed -
> > An Irate Australian
> > Citizen.
> >
> > P.S Remember
> > what I said above about the
> > picture, and getting
> > someone
> > in high-society to confirm that it's
> > me? Well, my family has
> > been in
> > this country
> > since before 1850! In
> > 1856, one of my
> > forefathers took
> > up arms with Peter Lalor.
> > (You do remember
> > the Eureka
> > Stockade!!)
> >
> > I have also served in both
> > the CMF and regular Army
> > something over
> > 30
> > years (I went to Vietnam in 1967), and
> > still have high security
> > clearances.
> > I'm also a personal
> > friend of the president of
> > the RSL...
> > and Lt General Peter Cosgrove sends
> > me a Christmas card each
> > year.
> >
> > However,
> > your rules require that I
> > have to get someone
> > 'important' to
> > verify who I am; You know..
> > someone like my doctor; WHO
> > WAS BORN
> > AND
> > RAISED IN
> >
> > F...ING PAKISTAN!!!.......a
> > country where they either
> > assassinate or hang
> > their ex-Prime Ministers,
> > and are suspended
> > from
> > the Commonwealth for not having the
> > 'right sort of
> > government.'
> >
> > You are all
> > F...ing
> > idiots
> >
> >
> >
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