> > > *Michael, Francis and Dinesh are standing at the Gates of Heaven being > interviewed by St. Peter.* > > * "OK you Michael - how many times did you cheat on your wife?"* > > * "Let me be honest St. Peter. I've been seeing at least two or three > different women a year all my married life".* > > * "OK, your car in heaven is that Hyundai Accent there. Goodbye."* > > * St. Peter turns to Francis, "How many times did you cheat on your wife?"* > > * Francis replies, "I must admit that in fifteen years of marriage I did > cheat on my wife twice."* > > * St. Peter says, "OK, your car in heaven is that Toyota Echo. Here are the > the keys. Now get going!"* > > * He then looks at Dinesh - "And you Dinesh, how many times did you cheat > on your wife?"* > > * Dinesh lifts his head high and replies: "I am proud to say that in over > twenty years of marriage, I never once cheated on my wife. In fact, my > beloved has been dead for two years now and I remained celibate the whole > time!"* > > * St. Peter replies - "Very impressive Dinesh. Your car in heaven is that > BMW Z4-M Convertible. You deserve it!"* > > * Michael and Francis have driven off and are in a car park nearby waiting > for their friend Dinesh.* > > * Dinesh turns up in his BMW but he is crying his heart out.* > > * Michael asks - "What's the matter with you Dinesh? C'mon man, we are the > ones that should be crying. We're stuck with these cheap lousy models and > you got an expensive BMW!"* > > * Between sobs Dinesh explains, "I just saw my wife driving a TATA Nano!" > :'( :-[ * > > > > >
