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Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:* * Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time! Seen on a bulletin board: * *Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives. When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking ... I Gave Up Reading. Sign In A Bar: * *'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.' Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman. Sign in a Hospital ward: * *Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone. Sign In A Restaurant: * *All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager. * *CRAZY NOT EQUAL TO STUPID * One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of mental health). He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.. One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened. The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident. The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem.... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..." Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that" The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH?" Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!" When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others
