Date: Thu, 6 Aug 2009 16:45:29 +0530 > The Times of India is read by people who > think they run the country. > The > Economic Times is read by people who think they > own the country. > The Hindu is read by people who are not sure who's country it is. > The Indian > Express is read by people who shouldn't > run the country. > The Statesman > is > read by people who think they ought to run the > country. > > The Asian Age > is > read by people who think someone else should run the > country. > The > Hindustan Times is read by people who think Delhi is > a country. > The Telegraph > is > read by people who think Bengal is the best > country. > > The Malayala > Manorama is read by people who think Kerala > is their country, and God's .... zimble ! > The Mid-Day > is > read by people who can't think in this > country. > > The Pioneer > is > read by people who think the Brits ran this country > better. > The Tribune > is > read by people who're more bothered about the > country-side. > > The Dainik > Bhaskar is read by people in the > country-side. > The Bombay > Samachar is read by people who'd rather > be in some other country. > > The Saamna > is read by semi-literates who think, tujhi aiee chi, > everyone should go off from country. > The Femina > is > read by the fat wives of the rich in this country. > > The Stardust > is > read by people who care a stuff who runs > the country as long as she has big headlights. > The PuneTimes > is read by some people who think the pub is their > country. > The DNA > is not read, but used to pack footwear by people going > out of this country. Love Cricket? Check out live scores, photos, video highlights and more. Click here. See the Web's breaking stories, chosen by people like you. Check out Yahoo! Buzz. _________________________________________________________________ Get free photo software from Windows Live http://www.windowslive.com/online/photos?ocid=PID23393::T:WLMTAGL:ON:WL:en-US:SI_PH_software:082009
