Subject: Fwd: LOYAL WIFE --- nice one





              The Loyal  Wife

   There was a man who had  worked all of his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real miser  when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he  said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take
all my money and put it  in the casket with me. I want to take my money to
the afterlife with me..'

And so he got his wife to  promise him with all of her heart that when he
died, she would put all of  the money in the casket with him.



Well, he died  . . .

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in  black,
and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the  ceremony,
just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the  wife said,
'Wait,   just a minute!'

She had a box with her,  she came over with the box and put it in the
casket..

Then the undertakers  locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

Her friend said, 'I know  you weren't fool enough to put all that money in
there with your  husband.'

The loyal wife replied  'Listen, I can't go back on my word. I promised him
that I was going to  put that money in that casket with him.'

'You mean to tell me you  put that money in the casket with him !!! ?'

'I sure did' said the  wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account
and wrote him a  cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it.'

Moral of the story:   Women  are cleverer than Men.....



Send this to a clever  women you know,   or a man with a  good sense of
humor   . . . . .

I just  did.

With love & Care

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