*Geriatric Giggles! *1. An old lady who suffered frequent bouts of constipation went to see her Doctor.
Dr listened patiently to her problem and asked: "Have you done anything about it?". "I sit in the bathroom for a good half hour in the morning and again at night". The Dr shook his head and asked: "I mean, do you take anything?" "*Of course, Dr", *she said,* "I take a magazine every time*". ============ == 2. Three elderly gentlemen were discussing the troubles that come with old age. One of them said:"Sometimes, I find myself holding a jar of jam in my hand and I can't remember whether I need to place it in the refrigerator or start making a sandwich". The second chimed in :"Yes, yes, there are times, when I stand in the doorway for several minutes trying to remember if I was going into or coming out of the house". The third gave a satisfied sigh and said: "Well, I am glad I don't have such problems. My memory is sharp as ever, Knock on wood" . saying so, he rapped his knuckles smartly on the table and exclaimed: " *Sounds like, someone is at the door; I shall go and get it*"! To unsubscribe from this group, send email to thatha_patty+unsubscribegooglegroups.com or reply to this email with the words "REMOVE ME" as the subject.
