All of what you will see below is true and actual quotes of Mr Navjot Singh
Sidhu. At his witty best, its not hard to imagine why he got sacked from
espn-star team
# Inzamam:He'll dump you in the middle of a river while taking a run.
# Sir Geoffrey Boycott:He is racing with me,in my spanking new car, on his
old bike which has lost its chain.(He ain't going any where).He started at
the bottom and is still there.(On his 6 consecutive wins in super selector
game.)
# Indian Tail enders:Give them a long rope and they will hang themselves
from it.
# Great Indian Batting line up:The potential has not be be on the paper but
on the grass in the middle.
# Virender Sehwag:Today they say that he bats like Sachin but one day they
will say he batted like Sehwag.
# Reetinder Singh Sodhi:Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him
the first two bites!
# Tendular(injured):A fallen light house is more dangerous then the reef.
# Deep Dasgupta; is as confused as a child in a topless bar!
# Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be
given a free transfer to Manchester United.
# Ganguly: called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was
runout "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
# Eddie Nichols(The Umpire) is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with
his two hands."
# Tendulker shot played off his toes... "he played that like a dwarf at a
urinal"...
# On Harbhajan Singh brought back into The attack "Gamblers they Are like
Toilets BROKE one Day Flush The Next (
# When Atapattu ran Jayasuriya out;He has thrown him to the wolves.
# Navjot Sidhuon meeting the ghost 'Lilley of Limlay Castle')I was dropping
bricks in my pants !!!!!!!!
# Ashish Nehrafacing fast bowling) His legs are like an octupus jumping from
a tree.
# Kaluwitharna;He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of
diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
# Dravid nicked Bond through the slips for 4 : That's Ok from Bond, in order
to catch a trout you must be prepared to lose a fly.
# Martin Crowe:Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will
turn!!!
# Harbhajan's spiners are like introducing some atoms of pulvarised tobacco
into nostrils of the batsmen who get out of sneezing.
# There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an
incoming train which will run them over.
# On Ganguly's six "That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess
down with it. "
* There is always free cheese in a mousetrap
* Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly
* A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage
* You can never unscramble eggs.
* Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.
* A good lather is half the shave…As cool as a cucumber, as wily as a a
fox!
* This shot was as sweet as tooti frooti!
* Great feathers make great birds! As crisp as a cracker.
* My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
* As innocent as freshly laid eggs.
* All that comes from a cow is not milk.
* As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
* A girl born beautiful is half married
* You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs. He will fight a
rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
* Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
* The cat with gloves catches no mice.
1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of
an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and
midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against
the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both
ends of the rope."
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel
but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend
that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have
wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at
Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must
be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled
Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain
T&T "Eddie ichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his
two hands."
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for
the same reason.
30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.
You all must have read or heard these before. For the interest sake I m
putting these here. Hope u enjoy....
Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide
is essential!
Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats!
He looks like a brooding hen over a China egg!
It is very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent on committing suicide!
He is as innocent as a freshly laid egg!
When you are dining with the demons, you’ve got to have a long spoon!
If ‘ifs and buts’ were ‘pots and pants’ there would be no tinkers!
This team is like bicycles in a cycle stand… one falls and the entire row
falls!
The scoreboard is running faster than an Indian Taximeter!
The batsman is like a three-wheeler. ****s a lot of fuel, but cannot go
beyond 30!
The wily fox is back… it is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs!
A big outcry but no outcome!
All that comes from a cow is not milk!
Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!
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