*A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue. * *Doctor: "What happened?" >
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, Just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep." Woman: " Doctor, is the medicine for me or for my husband" Doctor: "That is the best part - you take the medicine but it works really well on the hubby" Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"* Cheers,Have A Good Day.
