For a change a sardarni one ! *A Sardarni gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming* *from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, **sweating and** p**anting.* * * * 'What's up?' she asks.* * 'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the** **husband..* * * * The sardarini rushes downstairs to grab the phone,* *but just as she's** **dailing her four-year-old son comes up and says,* *'Mommy! Mommy! Your sister, Aunt Amrit Kaur is hiding in your Wardrobe, and* *she's got no clothes on !* * * * The sardarini slams the phone down and storms** **upstairs into the bedroom,* *right past her husband, and rips open the Wardrobe** **door.* * Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and** **cowering on the* *Wardrobe floor.* * * * 'You rotten 'B****', she screams,** ***
*'My husband's having a heart attack,* *and you're running around naked scaring the** **kids!!'* -- With best wishes S Chander
