Subject: Taxed to Death
------------------------------ Tax Structure in India.... Funny But True...<http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> Question 1.. : What are you doing? Ans. : Business. *Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!* <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>Question 2 : What are you doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. *Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! ** * <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>Question 3 : From where are you getting Goods? Ans. : From other State/Abroad *Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! ** * <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>Question 4 : What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans. : Profit. *Tax : PAY INCOME TAX! ** * <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>Question 5: How do you distribute profit ? Ans : By way of dividend *Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX ** * <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>Question 6 : Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans. : Factory... *Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY! ** * <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>Question 7 : Do you have Office/Warehouse/ Factory? Ans. : Yes *Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX! ** * <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>Question 8 : Do you have Staff? Ans. : Yes *Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX! ** * <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>Question 9 : Doing business in Millions? Ans. : Yes -- *Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX! ** *Ans : No -- *Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax*<http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> Question 10 : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans. : Yes, for Salary. *Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX! ** * <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>Question 11 : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans. : Hotel *Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX! ** * <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>Question 12 : Are you going Out of Station for Business? Ans. : Yes *Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX! ** * <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>Question 13 : Have you taken or given any Service/ (s)? Ans. : Yes *Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX! ** * <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>Question 14 : How come you got such a Big Amount? Ans. : Gift on birthday. Tax : PAY GIFT TAX! <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>Question 15.: Do you have any Wealth? Ans. : Yes *Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX! ** * <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>Question 16 : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans. : Cinema or Resort. *Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX! ** * <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>Question 17 : Have you purchased House? Ans. : Yes *Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE ! ** * <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>Question 18 : How you Travel? Ans. : Bus *Tax : PAY SURCHARGE! ** * <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>Question 19.: Any Additional Tax? Ans. : Yes *Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!* <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>Question 20: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY! <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>*21) INDIAN : Can I die now?? <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php> * <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>*Ans :: Wait we are about to launch the funeral tax !!! <http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php>* And they think they can eradicate black money and money laundering
