WONDERFUL IS THE WORD HOW OUR TV CHANNELS BROADCAST AND MAKE THE NEWS
SENSATIONAL OF NOTHING
An old one, but worth a repeat & 4the benefit of those who may not have come
across it earlier.........
Here is how the Indian TV news channel NDTV 24x7 would report the Jack and Jill
nursery rhyme. All names (except those of Jack and Jill), are fictitious.
Prashant - TV Anchor
Two persons have been injured in a freak climbing accident. Jack and his
companion Jill had gone up a hill to fetch a pail of water when Jack fell down
and broke his crown. Jill came tumbling after. Live from the hill, our
reporter, Amrita Shah, takes up the story.
Amrita Shah
Thank you Prashant. Well, as you say, two persons - Jack and Jill - had gone up
a hill to fetch a pail of water. Suddenly, Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after. Prashant.
Prashant
Thank you Amrita. What do we know about the hill?
Amrita
Not too much. Jack was going up the hill to fetch a pail of water when he fell
down and broke his crown. Jill came tumbling after
[Headline appears at the foot of the TV screen: "hill breaks crown of pail-boy
Jack"]
Prashant
What news of Jack and Jill?
Amrita
Prashant, it seems that Jack had gone up the hill to fetch a pail of water. We
know nothing about the pail, or how heavy it was but it seems that Jack fell
down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. I have here with me, an
eyewitness to the accident, Mr Shahid Trivedi. Mr Shahid, tell us what you saw.
Shahid Trivedi
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and
broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after.
[Headline appears at the foot of the TV screen: "Boy and girl tumble down hill.
Water spilled"]
Amrita
Jack and Jill. What do we know about them? Are they brother and sister? Are
they married? Just what were they doing on the hill together?
Shahid Trivedi
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail a water.
Amrita
And what happened next?
Shahid Trivedi
Jack fell down and broke his crown
Amrita
Go on.
Shahid Trivedi
And Jill came tumbling after.
Amrita
Prashant, there you have it. Two people innocently going about their business
to fetch a pail of water when one of them falls down, breaks his crown, and the
other comes tumbling after. Back to you in the studio Prashant.
[Headline appears at the foot of the TV screen: "Water errand ends in tragedy"]
Prashant
I have with me in the studio now, Professor Chandrashekar Belagare from the
Indian Institute of Applied Hill Sciences. Professor: a hill; Jack; Jill; a
pail of water. A tragedy waiting to happen?
Professor
Well that depends on the hill, the two persons, the object they were carrying
and the conditions underfoot. Let us look at the evidence so far
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
Clearly, one would suspect that if Jack’s fall was severe enough to break his
crown then the surface of the hill must have been slippery or unstable. But I
think we’re overlooking something quite fundamental here. Who was carrying the
pail? Jack fell down and broke his crown and – this is the key – Jill came
tumbling after. If Jack and Jill had been carrying the pail together, would
they not have fallen at the same time? The fact that Jill came tumbling after
suggests that Jack lost his footing first and perhaps knocked Jill over as he
slipped.
Amrita
Professor ..the hill, which is in Gujarat, was not supposed to be so
steep...actually we have an unofficial information that Narenda Modi's office
had recently turned down a proposal to construct better steps on that hill..any
inputs on that Professor Chandrasekhar?
Prashant
Professor thank you very much. So there we have it, two persons – Jack and Jill
– went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after.
Next up, join us after the break for a studio discussion about hills, boys and
girls and whether water-fetching trips should be supervised. We’ll be right
back...
