Buffett: Penny Stocks, Day Trading Are My Real Key To Wealth
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In an interview that is sure to shake the pillars of Wall Street,
billionaire investor Warren Buffett revealed to our crack reporter Kent
Baleevit that he actually made his wealth from risky penny stocks and day
trading. "C'mon, Kent ... long term value investing? Who has time for that
crap? I'm an old man ... I need to make my money quick and get to the casino
before the lines at the early-bird buffet get too long."

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*Turning His Back on Value*
Although Warren Buffett is one of the investors widely credited with
popularizing long-term value investing, in point of fact he has long since
abandoned that approach. "Here's the thing, Kent … I just got tired of
waiting. Do you know how long it takes to make money from holding
undervalued stocks?"

Apparently academic research played a significant role in Buffett's change
of heart. Many academics have written papers that demonstrate that there is
no system that can reliably beat the market, and that market-beating
investors are just a statistical anomaly. This view has perhaps been best
expressed in Burton Malkiel's book "A Random Walk Down Wall Street".

"See, Kent? I read these papers and these books and they made a really
impressive case that it was just impossible to consistently beat the
markets. They had a lot of stats and cool charts and everything. So, I
looked at the billions and billions of dollars that I had, and the hundreds
of thousands of dollar that they had, and decided that they must know
something I didn't. So, I decided to abandon long-term value investing".

When asked if he had any plans to continue investing, the famous Omaha
investor was practically ebullient. "Day trading, baby! It's exciting and
these sites make it so easy. I mean, I just log on to read the news and
there's a "Trade" button everywhere I look. And when I trade, it makes this
cool sound … like the machine is happy. And if I trade a thousand times this
month? I'll get to be in their Super-Duper Special Trader Club, and that
will give me access to these software packages that I could just go out and
buy for $100".

*Making Dollars Out Of Pennies*
Instead of buying giant boring companies and holding for decades, Buffett
has thrown his lot in with the penny stocks. After all, those efficient
market hypothesizers that proved that it's impossible to beat the market
have based their case largely on information - the idea being that all that
can be known about a big company is already known, but that it might be
possible for lesser-known companies to have some outperformance potential.
Not only that - at just pennies a share an investor can own hundreds of
thousands of shares at a time.

On top of that, Buffett has discovered that there are some truly amazing
opportunities in penny stocks. "Yeah, this one company? They're going to
cure cancer. I called the CEO and he told me so himself. I did some research
afterwards on Google and I didn't see any articles about it in Science or
Nature, but the CEO assured me that those journals are just fronts for the
hedge fund industry and his company had to keep all of the really
interesting information to themselves or the pharmaco-industrial-media-complex
would steal it all."

"Oh, and this other company? They know how to change your car's engine to
run on water. And there's one here that can clean up pollution. And then
there are these China companies. I don't really know what they do, but
they're Chinese, so that has to work right? I mean, I know they don't have
any auditors and they're actually headquartered in the Caymans, but I'm sure
it's all fine. I mean, it's China!"

*Day Trading - The Real Secret to Wealth?*
Buffett has also apparently turned to day trading to supplement his income.
Apparently, dozens of helpful millionaires log on to message boards every
day just to help investors like him make more money. "Yeah, Kent, it's
really cool. I read about all this money that people were making, and these
systems that could double or triple my money in just a couple of weeks. So,
I had to check it out, right?"

"Once I got to doing research online, it really just changed my life.
There were all these guys talking about how they doubled their money in just
a week and all I had to do was follow their picks and I could do the same.
How awesome is that? I mean, I know there are all those newsletters out
there that promise to double my money, but they charge money. And hey, I'm
Warren-freaking-Buffett. I don't spend money if I don't have to, right? And
besides, it's the internet … it must be true, right? I mean, I'm a
billionaire and I never give any of my ideas away a minute sooner than I
have to, but there's all of these rich people online just waiting to help
you!".

*On The Markets and Corporate Strategy*
Buffett was not just going to talk about his new investment strategies. He
also wanted to offer a few thoughts on the markets themselves and corporate
policies. "Here's the thing … I know the market is rigged, but that's
actually a good thing. I mean, I've never once lost money because I made any
kind of mistake - it was just a conspiracy by shorts and journalists to
bring down the stocks and hurt innocent investors like me. Once we stop them
from exposing the problems these companies have and raising any kind of
doubts whatsoever, all of those stocks will go right back up".

Turning to acquisitions, Buffett questioned why all of these companies are
so active in mergers and acquisitions. "I don't see why these companies keep
buying and selling these units. I mean, they're just enriching the bankers
and amusing themselves, right?"

"I know I used to do deals, but I've sworn off of them now". When asked why
he would stop such a successful strategy, he answered, "well, it's those
academics again. I read some papers that said that deals don't add value and
the markets are always efficient … so any sort of deal done at any premium
has to be a bad move. Who was I going to believe? My own track record of
value-building deals or a paper written by an academic who never had to meet
a payroll in his life?"

*The Bottom Line*
To say the least, Buffett's newfound market wisdom is intriguing. After
years of building incredible wealth with a very well-described and
consistent strategy, Buffett has decided to believe those who lack the
patience or ability to replicate the strategy and assert that it therefore
cannot work. Likewise, this famous investor's embrace of modern investment
strategies like day trading and penny stocks is sure to force a reevaluation
of these neglected sectors.

*Happy April Fool's Day from Financial Edge! This article was written for
fun, and was not intended to offend or misinform.
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