A Honeymoon tale ......
[ please excuse me for using 4 letter language in the following story ... I
would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same without them....]
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the
bride immediately called up her mother. "Well," said her mother,"so how was the
honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So
romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned,
Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before!
I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home..., "PLEASE
MAMA!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your
husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter
words?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so
embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!" "Darling, baby, you
must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter
words!" Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like: dust,wash,
iron, and cook..." "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
