Some repeat some new *An elderly gentleman... .* *Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.* *The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'* *The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.*
*I just sit around and listen to the conversations............... **I've changed my will three times!'* ------------------------------ *Two elderly gentlemen** from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'* *Slim says, **'I feel just like a newborn baby.'* *'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'* *'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'* ------------------------------ *An elderly couple** had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.* *The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'* *The other man said, **'What is the name of the restaurant?'* *The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?* *You know.......... The one that's red and has thorns.'* *'Do you mean a rose?'* *'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, **'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'* ------------------------------ *Couple in their nineties** are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember* *..* *Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.* *'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'* *'Sure..'* *'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?'* *she asks.* *'No, I can remember it.'* *'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so* *as not to forget it?'* *He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries. '* *'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she says.* *Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'* *Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes,* *The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.............. She stares at the plate for a moment,* *'Where's my toast?'* ------------------------------ *A senior citizen** said to his eighty-year old buddy:* *'So I hear you're getting married?'* *'Yep!'* *'Do I know her?'* *'Nope!'* *'This woman, is she good looking?'* *'Not really.'* *'Is she a good cook?'* *'Naw, she can't cook too well.'* *'Does she have lots of money?'* *'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'* *'Well, then, is she good in bed?'* *'I don't know.'* *'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'* *'Because she can still drive!'* ------------------------------ *Three old guys** are out walking.* *First one says, **'Windy, isn't it?'* *Second one says, **'No, it's Thursday!'* *Third one says, **'So am I.. Let's go get a beer..'* ------------------------------ *A man** was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'* *'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'* *' **Twelve thirty..'* ------------------------------ *Morris**, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.* *A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.* *A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'* *Morris replied, **'Just doing what you said, Doc: “Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''* *The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, **'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'* ------------------------------ * One more. . .!* *A little old man** shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.* *The waitress asked kindly, **'Crushed nuts?'* *'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'* -- With best wishes S Chander -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
