JUST FOR LAFFS (Some may be repeats)
I typed MARRIED. It was auto corrected to MARTYRED .. So then I typed SHAADI. It auto corrected to SHAHEED .. Damn !!! These smart phones have gained too much intelligence !!! ------------------------------ ---------- Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect and now our new generation removes head phones to give respect !!! ------------------------- What is similarity between the Indian Govt. And Pakistan Govt.....? Answer- Both don't care for INDIANS...!!! -------------------------- Its damn funny when a wife thinks she is punishing her husband by not talking to him. --------------------------- SINDHI bhai opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement...! Helper required.. Qualification: Must have diabetes! ------------------------------------- Santa: Teri aur Bhabhi ki jodi to "Ram-Sita" ki jodi hai. Banta: Kahan yaar ! Na to ye dharti me samati hai, na hi ise koi Raavan le jata hai...! --------------------------------------------- Parlok mein Rajiv Gandhi ko achanak 'hansi' aa gai, Indira Gandhi ne puchha: kya hua? Rajiv bola, Sonia se shadi maine ki, par bhugat Manmohan raha hai ! -- With best wishes S Chander -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
