Some are repeats, but still enjoy!! *Political Aphorisms*
*If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.* ~Jay Leno~ *The problem with political jokes is they get elected.* ~Henry Cate, VII~ *We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office* ~Aesop~ *If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.* ~Will Rogers~ *Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.* ~Nikita Khrushchev~ *When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.* ~Clarence Darrow~ *Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.* ~Author unknown~ *Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.* ~John Quinton~ *Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.* ~Oscar Ameringer~ *I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.* ~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~ *A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.* ~ Tex Guinan~ *I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.* ~Charles de Gaulle~ *Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.* ~Doug Larson~ *There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on Congressmen.* ~Will Rogers~ There is no difference between the political leaders and the religious leaders . If you do not believe the stupidities they say, they are sure to treat us as their biggest enemies and destroy you. ~Leons Augustin~ -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
