On Jun 23, 2016 at 5:09 PM, Nochur Ramanathan <> wrote: > >> >> *The Mexican maid asks for a raise.* >> >> The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the >> raise. >> She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" >> >> Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze." >> "The first is that I iron better than you." >> >> Wife: "Who said you iron better than me? >> "Maria: "Jor huzban he say so." >> >> Wife: "Oh yeah?" >> >> Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." >> >> Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" >> >> Maria: "Jor h u zban did." >> >> Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?" >> >> Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the >> bed." >> >> Wife: really boiling now and through gritted teeth "And did my husband >> say that as well?" >> >> Maria: "No Señora...."The gardener did." >> >> Wife: "So then, how much did you have in mind?" >> >> >> >> >> > >
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