CULTURAL QA 02-2024-28

All the below   QA are from Quora DIGEST to me  on   28-02-2024. 

Selectedquora answers generally interesting are included .Still they   need not 
be 100% correct answers. Three jokes are included.  I am only a compiler. 

Compiled andposted by R. Gopala Krishnan, 80,    on 28-02-2024.

Q1      Whatis the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to 
this day?

A1      KaniBagdas,Nov 20

I love this one.

A lady with seven kids ,both boys and girls, namedall of them jack.All seven 
are called jack

One day while having a cuppa with her friend themother was asked a question by 
her friend.

Friend - can I ask U something?

Mum- sure, go for it

Friend - why did U name all your kids jack?

Mum- makes life easier, if I want them to come to thetable for dinner I scream 
out

JACK DINNER TIME!!!And they all come , or

When it's bedtime,I sayJACK!, TIME FOR BED!!

They all go bed, makes it all easier saying it justonce ,you know?

Friend- ok, I get that but what happens when U needto speak to one individually?

Mum- that's easy, I call em by their last name.

Q2      Whatare some of the greatest examples of presence of mind?

A2      PrasanthPM,Knows Tamil Updated 6y

I have read this joke on LinkedIn sometime back.

A company employee went to TOILET. As he sat on theseat, on front door a notice 
was pasted:

 “Had u put the same pressure at work, company’s targets would have 
beenachieved today”

Employee gavean amazing replyby commenting below the notice:

if you apply such pressure what comes out will alwaysbe shit

Q3      Whatis a genuine fun fact that sounds entirely fabricated?

A3      JoséAlberto, Ing. Systems from University of Guadalajara Nov 15

During World War II, the British Air Force sewed anextra button on all its 
soldiers' uniforms.

But why?

The button consisted of 2 halves.

The lower half had a needle in the center pointingupwards. If you placed the 
top half on top of the bottom half, it rotated, toindicate North or South. 
Twoyellow dots on the button indicated North.

So that small button became a kind of compass.

It served so that the soldiers could orientthemselves in case of an emergency, 
something that I think is brilliant.

My note- I am not able to copy reference….

Q4      Whatis India’s old name?

A4      VivekMishra,Data Scientist at Tata Consultancy Services (company)11mo

India has been known by many names throughout itshistory, as the country has a 
rich and diverse cultural heritage that spansseveral millennia. Some of the old 
names of India include Bharat, Hindustan, Jambudvipa,Aryavarta, and 
Bharatvarsha.

Bharat is one of the most popular ancient names forIndia and is derived from 
the legendary king Bharata, who is said to have ruledthe land. Hindustan is 
another commonly used name and is derived from thePersian word "Hind," which 
means land of the Indus River. Jambudvipa isan ancient Sanskrit term that means 
"the land of the rose applefruit," and it was used to refer to the Indian 
subcontinent. Aryavarta means"the land of the Aryans," and Bharatvarsha means 
"the land ofBharata."

In modern times, India is the official name of the country, whichwas adopted 
after independence from British rule in 1947.

Q5      Whatare the most profound jokes ever?

A5      JimMowreader, Printing Expert (1994–present)23h

Frank goes to a store to buy a suit. He picks out onehe likes, pays for it and 
puts it on.

So he’s walking down the street and sees one of hisfriends. “Joe! What do you 
think of my new suit?”

 “It’s nice,but one of the lapels is higher than the other. Here, do this…” Joe 
pulls downthe left lapel and has Frank hold it with his right hand. “There you 
go, now itlooks great.”

He sees another friend. “Mary! What do you think ofmy new suit?”

 “It’s nice,but the right sleeve is too short. Here, do this…” She pulls up the 
rightsleeve and has him pinch it between his little finger and palm. “Now you 
lookfantastic.”

He sees a third friend. “Albert? How do you like mynew suit?”

 “Well…the leftside of the jacket hangs down lower than the right side.” He 
positions Frank sohe’s leaned over to the right.

 “Julie! Whatdo you think of my new suit?”

 “The leftpants leg is way too short. So, take your left hand and pull up the 
right legso they’re the same length.”

Now Frank is walking - or, really, kinda hobbling -down the street when he 
passes by an old couple.

The wife gasped and said to her husband, “what ahorribly deformed man!”

The husband said, “yeah, but his suit fits.

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