---------- Murder of English Language
* Principal to student..."I saw you yesterday rotating near a girls' hostel pulling cigarettes?" * Class teacher once said:"Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!" * Once a Hindi teacher said.... "I'm going out of the world to America." * .DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.." * Don't.. laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down..... * It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) * Teacher in a furious mood... write down your name and father of your name!! * "Shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college" * My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids" * "Will you hang that calendar or else I'll HANG MYSELF" * LIBRARIAN SCOLDS, "IF YOU WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE" * Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter". * Tomorrow, call your parents, especially mother and father. * "Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!" * Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote the wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand?? * Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away". * Once Teacher Told "If you Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping you" * Teacher to students: Don't spit outside, the understanding people will suffer. * I have 3 daughters, all are girls. * This is what my manager said, "People, please sit down and take your seats". -- *Mar* -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Thatha_Patty" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to thatha_patty+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. To view this discussion on the web visit https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/thatha_patty/CACDCHCLo-WQbA68UpmPJ_pF%3DC%3DNEhk_JnE-d3d9nQY8Z%2BPUJWA%40mail.gmail.com.
