Note: disclaimer at the bottom of this article says this is a
"SATIRE"
Who ever wrote this has a
very SICK SENSE OF HUMOR if
you ask me!
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20th March, 2003 02:30 GMT http://www.GuluFuture.com
By
Makup Aniol Shyte, BBCNN 20 March 2003
Iraqi
troops around the port city of Basra came under sustained fire late Wednesday
after Allied commanders ordered an early attack to stop Iraqi looting,
pillaging, raping and cooking of live infants, local sources have stated.
Advancing allied forces came across makeshift ovens
in vacated Iraqi positions around the city, which contained the partly cooked
bodies of babies, said an allied spokesperson speaking on condition of
anonimity.
"Apparently, they have been without food supplies for weeks now and
have taken to snatching babies from local women and consuming them in front of
the mothers beore raping the women," the spokesperson said.
Official
sources are still refusing to confirm the reports, but would not rule them out
as a trigger for the allied advance. But a military spokesperson did confirm
that Iraqi soldiers have been looting shops and breaking into homes to steal
from locals.
"There comes a point where you have to take action to defend
the local Iraqi population against intolerable abuses," said Major Slauter
Hardon of the British 7th Armoured brigade. "We reached that position late on
Wednesday."
However, he refused to comment on reports that British troops have
been turning away hordes of Iraqi soldiers who are seeking to surrender to
allied units.
"I really cannot confirm that," he said, "but we simply do
not have the facilities or capability to cater for mass surrenders this early in
the campaign. Best thing for Iraqi soldiers no longer keen to support this evil
dictator would be to drop their weapons and go home."
INCUBATORS
Meanwhile, American convoys moving towards Umm Qasr
have reportedly detained a unit of fleeing Iraqi soldiers with incubators likely
stolen from the local hospital.
"The incubators still had babies inside,"
said an officer who refused to identify himself to reporters. "At least in the
last Gulf war they had the decency to remove the babies before stealing the
incubators. Probably they intended to eat them at some point."
According
to other unnamed sources, Allied advances have been slowed by having to clear
starving Iraqi soldiers kneeling in the middle of the roads begging food from
advancing American troops.
FLEEING
In late developments, a US military spokesman refused to confirm
reports that a plane carrying Saddam Hussein had escaped being shot down as the
toppled dictator fled to Jordan, because he has forced some of the "human
shield" peace protestors to board the plane with him.
Also, late Wednesday force commanders in the Basra area confirmed
that they had bombed "command and control" positions which had been cleverly
disguised as churches, hospitals and civillian housing.
According to
others who have returned from bombing missions, Iraqi psychological warfare
brigades have taken to dressing themselves up as civillians and lying on the
ground around strategic villages pretending to have their arms and legs blown
off.
"We've been here before you know," one officer told reporters at a
post raid briefing. "We are not going to fall for such tired old tricks."
"Bet you the next thing is the Iraqi elite Republican Guard will begin
shelling and bombing non-military targets in a pathetic effort to incriminate us
in these types of actions," allegedly said an unnamed local commander, speaking
on condition of anonymous anonimity, according to unconfirmed
reports.
Notes: The use of the term
"allied commanders" means commanders of the forces of countries which have
allied with each other in this war to liberate Iraq. It is not a cheap trick to
play off the use of the same term to describe command structures in the Second
World War. The use of the words "liberate Iraq" means allow
democratic structures be established. The issue of the sale of Iraqi natural
resources and infrastructure to multinational corporations at knockdown prices
is beyond the mission objectives of Allied commanders.
CAUTION: War fanatical members of the public who
happen across this report shoud beware that this is in fact a SATIRICAL article.
Satire is a form of wry black comedy which relates
essential truths in an oblique manner. Persons with war-focussed tunnel vision
have been known to mistake this type of material for factual
reporting..
BOOKMARK THIS SITE FOR UNCENSORED
COVERAGE
WAR SHOCK
LATEST: IRAQI TROOPS NOW EATING LIVE
BABIES
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20th March, 2003 02:30 GMT http://www.GuluFuture.com
By
Makup Aniol Shyte, BBCNN 20 March 2003
Iraqi
troops around the port city of Basra came under sustained fire late Wednesday
after Allied commanders ordered an early attack to stop Iraqi looting,
pillaging, raping and cooking of live infants, local sources have stated.
Advancing allied forces came across makeshift
ovens in vacated Iraqi positions around the city, which contained the partly
cooked bodies of babies, said an allied spokesperson speaking on condition of
anonimity.
"Apparently, they have been without food supplies for weeks now and have
taken to snatching babies from local women and consuming them in front of the
mothers beore raping the women," the spokesperson said.
Official sources
are still refusing to confirm the reports, but would not rule them out as a
trigger for the allied advance. But a military spokesperson did confirm that
Iraqi soldiers have been looting shops and breaking into homes to steal from
locals.
"There comes a point where you have to take action to defend the
local Iraqi population against intolerable abuses," said Major Slauter Hardon of
the British 7th Armoured brigade. "We reached that position late on
Wednesday."
However, he refused to comment on reports that British troops have been
turning away hordes of Iraqi soldiers who are seeking to surrender to allied
units.
"I really cannot confirm that," he said, "but we simply do not
have the facilities or capability to cater for mass surrenders this early in the
campaign. Best thing for Iraqi soldiers no longer keen to support this evil
dictator would be to drop their weapons and go home."
INCUBATORS
Meanwhile, American convoys moving towards Umm Qasr
have reportedly detained a unit of fleeing Iraqi soldiers with incubators likely
stolen from the local hospital.
"The incubators still had babies inside,"
said an officer who refused to identify himself to reporters. "At least in the
last Gulf war they had the decency to remove the babies before stealing the
incubators. Probably they intended to eat them at some point."
According
to other unnamed sources, Allied advances have been slowed by having to clear
starving Iraqi soldiers kneeling in the middle of the roads begging food from
advancing American troops.
FLEEING
In late developments, a US military spokesman refused to confirm reports that
a plane carrying Saddam Hussein had escaped being shot down as the toppled
dictator fled to Jordan, because he has forced some of the "human shield" peace
protestors to board the plane with him.
Also, late Wednesday force commanders in the Basra area confirmed that they
had bombed "command and control" positions which had been cleverly disguised as
churches, hospitals and civillian housing.
According to others who have
returned from bombing missions, Iraqi psychological warfare brigades have taken
to dressing themselves up as civillians and lying on the ground around strategic
villages pretending to have their arms and legs blown off.
"We've been
here before you know," one officer told reporters at a post raid briefing. "We
are not going to fall for such tired old tricks."
"Bet you the next
thing is the Iraqi elite Republican Guard will begin shelling and bombing
non-military targets in a pathetic effort to incriminate us in these types of
actions," allegedly said an unnamed local commander, speaking on condition of
anonymous anonimity, according to unconfirmed reports.
Notes:
The use of the term "allied commanders" means commanders
of the forces of countries which have allied with each other in this war to
liberate Iraq. It is not a cheap trick to play off the use of the same term to
describe command structures in the Second World War. The use of the
words "liberate Iraq" means allow democratic structures be established.
The issue of the sale of Iraqi natural resources and infrastructure to
multinational corporations at knockdown prices is beyond the mission objectives
of Allied commanders.
CAUTION: War
fanatical members of the public who happen across this report shoud beware that
this is in fact a SATIRICAL article. Satire is a
form of wry black comedy which relates essential truths in an oblique manner.
Persons with war-focussed tunnel vision have been known to mistake this type of
material for factual reporting...
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