> > > > > TOP 12 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP > > > > > > > 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. > > > (OK in Texas) > > > > > > 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't > > > plugged in. > > > > > > 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? > > > > > > 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with > > > me. Good job! > > > > > > 5. Are You Andy or Barney? > > > > > > 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical > > > condition to be a police officer. > > > > > > 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? > > > > > > 8. I pay your salary! > > > > > > 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only > > > gave me a warning, too! > > > > > > 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one > > > of us does. > > > > > > 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there > > > are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me > > > they are. > > > > > > 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have > > > you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, > > > "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating > > > doughnuts?" > > > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > > > > > > _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com
